








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 313 | 12% |
| Smokes | 232 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,736 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | Oaklm | 41% | 70 |
| #3 | dillpicklerick | 35% | 49 |
| #4 | RicFlairw000 | 34% | 91 |
| #5 | Ryu_XIII | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selenahh6 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Wighamm | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | RicFlairw000 | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | dillpicklerick | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Tilted | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selenahh6 | 299 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | RicFlairw000 | 248 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wighamm | 224 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Oaklm | 184 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tilted | 109 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted | +6.42 | 63 | 42 |
| #2 | Oaklm | +1.95 | 49 | 45 |
| #3 | Wighamm | +1.53 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | RicFlairw000 | +0.24 | 33 | 73 |
| #5 | Ryu_XIII | -0.21 | 9 | 20 |





