








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6521 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3767 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6754 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3718 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,075,686 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oaklm | 63% | 112 |
| #2 | Ryu_XIII | 58% | 93 |
| #3 | パパ | 58% | 95 |
| #4 | Spip | 58% | 59 |
| #5 | RicFlairw000 | 54% | 485 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selenahh6 | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | RicFlairw000 | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Swordlink | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Wighamm | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Oaklm | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 1603 | 0.16 | 41 min |
| #2 | selenahh6 | 818 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #3 | Wighamm | 485 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Oaklm | 201 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | パパ | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted | +5.06 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | パパ | +3.10 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Oaklm | +1.22 | 45 | 46 |
| #4 | Wighamm | +0.86 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Spip | -0.01 | 25 | 46 |





