








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2402 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1926 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1718 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2643 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,751 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonsteri | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | rane | 70% | 77 |
| #3 | LARRY | 70% | 63 |
| #4 | otsku | 67% | 27 |
| #5 | nYko | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Pekka | 57% | 35 |
| #8 | Tepi | 56% | 66 |
| #9 | Piksu ☁ | 54% | 24 |
| #10 | cuba | 48% | 25 |
| #11 | Vargauz* | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rane | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Vargauz* | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Piksu ☁ | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Tepi | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | LARRY | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rane | 271 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tepi | 162 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | LARRY | 125 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pekka | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | cuba | 98 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolppi | +3.16 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | rane | +1.85 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Vargauz* | +1.73 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | jonsteri | +1.72 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | LARRY | +0.88 | 73 | 52 |





