








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1593 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2794 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2581 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,360 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andra skeeppi | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | jonsteri | 68% | 56 |
| #3 | roid rager | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | wolppi | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | ✪ jNi | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jonsteri | 68% | 56 |
| #3 | roid rager | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | wolppi | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | ✪ jNi | 57% | 30 |
| #6 | rane | 56% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rane | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | roid rager | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | wolppi | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | andra skeeppi | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | jonsteri | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rane | 444 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | jonsteri | 170 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ jNi | 105 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | roid rager | 84 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | andra skeeppi | 82 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andra skeeppi | +4.91 | 93 | 50 |
| #2 | roid rager | +3.54 | 95 | 60 |
| #3 | wolppi | +3.41 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | jonsteri | +0.92 | 85 | 64 |
| #5 | nYko | +0.80 | 71 | 50 |





