








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1213 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1110 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 921 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,053 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Radarini Fotini | 79% | 24 |
| #3 | JMauroh | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | ✠PECZ✠ | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | Carlitos | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Radarini Fotini | 79% | 24 |
| #3 | JMauroh | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | ✠PECZ✠ | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | Carlitos | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Radarini Fotini | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 153 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 73 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Radarini Fotini | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | JMauroh | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FARFANHO | +2.66 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Carlitos | +0.35 | 46 | 74 |
| #3 | JMauroh | +0.35 | 63 | 37 |
| #4 | ✠PECZ✠ | +0.25 | 47 | 55 |
| #5 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | -0.51 | 71 | 47 |





