








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8461 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6118 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4918 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4762 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,265 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Radarini Fotini | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ✠PECZ✠ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | kr1pt0n | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 1213 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 575 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 211 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | kr1pt0n | 210 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | EpicMigas | 198 | 0.12 | 5 min |





