








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4727 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5051 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3644 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3916 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,642,258 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mosky | 56% | 102 |
| #2 | Radarini Fotini | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | CallMe_Dice | 54% | 80 |
| #4 | ✠PECZ✠ | 49% | 170 |
| #5 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 49% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mosky | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | CallMe_Dice | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ✠PECZ✠ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Carlitos | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Radarini Fotini | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 742 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 642 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | Mosky | 480 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✠PECZ✠ | 437 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | CallMe_Dice | 300 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | +2.30 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | CallMe_Dice | +1.79 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | EpicMigas | +1.26 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | +0.48 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | AndreJm | +0.36 | 68 | 49 |





