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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 211 | 21% |
| Smokes | 140 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 330 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 314 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,156 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 3 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Carlitos | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | AndreJm | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | EpicMigas | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 204 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✠PECZ✠ | 54 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | FARFANHO | 37 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | AndreJm | 24 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔JƠPSIVI♔ | +4.02 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | FARFANHO | +3.69 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | +2.62 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | EpicMigas | +2.20 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | AndreJm | +1.12 | 60 | 40 |





