








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 96 | 26% |
| Smokes | 63 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 85 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 119 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,042 of utility $6 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Champyon | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | nicBOT | 39% | 28 |
| #3 | juked | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | ewas | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | DannyBRaps | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | juked | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | ewas | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | DannyBRaps | 32% | 38 |
| #6 | bungpoo (buttcrack <3) | 27% | 11 |
| #7 | ZachJr | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bungpoo (buttcrack <3) | 4 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | DannyBRaps | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | nicBOT | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZachJr | 58 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | DannyBRaps | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | juked | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | nicBOT | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | bungpoo (buttcrack <3) | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juked | +4.62 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | bungpoo (buttcrack <3) | +2.18 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | DannyBRaps | +0.36 | 48 | 59 |
| #4 | ZachJr | -0.77 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | nicBOT | -1.15 | 41 | 46 |





