








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 958 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10375 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4703 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6533 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5112 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,284 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 855 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ F3AR | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | RoG | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | R3XY | 62% | 84 |
| #4 | Dougzie | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | Aus_33 | 52% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | R3XY | 62% | 84 |
| #4 | Dougzie | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | Aus_33 | 52% | 252 |
| #6 | Clive Palmer | 52% | 93 |
| #7 | BEAN | 45% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | 24 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | BEAN | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Dougzie | 19 | 0.0160 |
| #4 | Aus_33 | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Clive Palmer | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aus_33 | 1312 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | R3XY | 394 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | BEAN | 186 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dougzie | 172 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Clive Palmer | 155 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | +2.47 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | kirito | +2.20 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Aus_33 | +2.16 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | RoG | +0.67 | 77 | 40 |
| #5 | ✪ F3AR | +0.46 | 95 | 33 |





