








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 312 matches | ||
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13777 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10357 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9623 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7846 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,239,953 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | 60% | 92 |
| #2 | TheHelplessCow | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | Dz | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | Tripwana | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | yoda gaming | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tripwana | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | yoda gaming | 53% | 43 |
| #6 | RoG | 52% | 61 |
| #7 | kirito | 52% | 252 |
| #8 | ✪ F3AR | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kirito | 43 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | R3XY | 22 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | yoda gaming | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | ✪ F3AR | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | RoG | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kirito | 1071 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | R3XY | 422 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dz | 156 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | TheHelplessCow | 155 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tripwana | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | +2.54 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Aus_33 | +2.42 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | TheHelplessCow | +1.99 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | ✪ F3AR | +1.38 | 93 | 38 |
| #5 | RoG | +0.90 | 80 | 42 |





