








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 741 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10346 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9697 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9966 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6640 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,511,977 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | 66% | 164 |
| #2 | carter227 | 64% | 123 |
| #3 | Soupre | 63% | 95 |
| #4 | TazMish | 62% | 90 |
| #5 | D Willy | 58% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | carter227 | 64% | 123 |
| #3 | Soupre | 63% | 95 |
| #4 | TazMish | 62% | 90 |
| #5 | D Willy | 58% | 55 |
| #6 | entrydeclined | 52% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | 38 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | TazMish | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | carter227 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Soupre | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | entrydeclined | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | 712 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | entrydeclined | 545 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | TazMish | 360 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | carter227 | 176 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Soupre | 161 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | +2.14 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | TazMish | +2.00 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | carter227 | +0.94 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | 5 | +0.58 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | D Willy | -0.04 | 58 | 60 |





