








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3506 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3575 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2121 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3031 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,333,181 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 739 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5 | 52% | 234 |
| #2 | TazMish | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | wajenn | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5 | 52% | 234 |
| #2 | TazMish | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | wajenn | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | 23 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | 5 | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | TazMish | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5 | 757 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | wajenn | 559 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | TazMish | 122 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajenn | +1.28 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | 5 | +0.58 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | TazMish | +0.36 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | entrydeclined | -0.53 | 75 | 63 |





