








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1098 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1292 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1225 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,490 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vortexshifterYT | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | weel | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | vorty with the calm aim | 72% | 25 |
| #4 | Mr. 6 | 70% | 56 |
| #5 | Fronk | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vortexshifterYT | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | weel | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | vorty with the calm aim | 72% | 25 |
| #4 | Mr. 6 | 70% | 56 |
| #5 | Fronk | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 6 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | vortexshifterYT | 3 | 0.0219 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 6 | 211 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | weel | 48 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fronk | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | vorty with the calm aim | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | vortexshifterYT | 15 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weel | +3.05 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Fronk | +2.92 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | vorty with the calm aim | +2.75 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | Mattiey | +1.77 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Mr. 6 | -0.28 | 58 | 52 |





