








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8670 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7192 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4107 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6504 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,296 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 6 | 62% | 150 |
| #2 | vortexshifterYT | 61% | 77 |
| #3 | vorty with the calm aim | 58% | 218 |
| #4 | Young Thug YSL | 57% | 302 |
| #5 | weeturd | 56% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weeturd | 1655 | 0.21 | 38 min |
| #2 | Young Thug YSL | 1096 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #3 | deathclaw pussy | 1058 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #4 | VortexDrinker | 674 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #5 | Mr. 6 | 351 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fronk | +3.48 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | vorty with the calm aim | +2.12 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | Young Thug YSL | +1.35 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | weeturd | +0.77 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | deathclaw pussy | -0.54 | 66 | 53 |





