








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9402 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7803 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6851 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5620 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,130,099 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faxite | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Vitzeel | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faxite | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Vitzeel | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faxite | 10 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Vitzeel | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | 154 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | faxite | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weel | +5.34 | 96 | 66 |
| #2 | faxite | +4.53 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | Vitzeel | -0.12 | 77 | 59 |





