








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 2,025 | |
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2352 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5590 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4344 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4467 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,120,962 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thicc.God | 31 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | monke | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | voldN | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | 964 | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | FocusBtw | 10 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voldN | 474 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Thicc.God | 467 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | monke | 256 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hiig0 | 181 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | TGWM | 123 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vazonite | +3.33 | 87 | 43 |
| #2 | Thicc.God | +1.10 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | monke | +0.79 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | Hiig0 | +0.68 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | 964 | -0.25 | 67 | 40 |





