








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3636 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3572 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5403 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4401 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,674,591 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Anderseenジ | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | Vazonite | 55% | 321 |
| #6 | monke | 54% | 85 |
| #7 | voldN | 53% | 202 |
| #8 | Joa | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vazonite | +3.91 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | Thicc.God | +1.78 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | monke | +0.96 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | 964 | -0.31 | 67 | 42 |
| #5 | Anderseenジ | -0.44 | 43 | 53 |





