








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 601 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3142 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6204 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3683 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4923 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,087,210 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C.R.E.A.M. | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | B3RRG | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | peralta | 55% | 103 |
| #4 | Treat PhDD | 51% | 117 |
| #5 | ❟❛❟ | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LongNecc | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | SUPERORGANISM | 49% | 47 |
| #8 | abe | 45% | 126 |
| #9 | c0w | 43% | 190 |
| #10 | Treat PhD- | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0w | 23 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | peralta | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | LongNecc | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | SUPERORGANISM | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | abe | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abe | 820 | 0.29 | 20 min |
| #2 | Treat PhDD | 468 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | c0w | 366 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | peralta | 346 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | C.R.E.A.M. | 324 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peralta | +4.45 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | C.R.E.A.M. | +2.99 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | Treat PhDD | +2.19 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | SUPERORGANISM | +2.02 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | Treat PhD- | +1.40 | 81 | 65 |





