








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 415 | 30% |
| Smokes | 344 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 292 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,101 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julle | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | keTzu | 89% | 9 |
| #3 | Miuku | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Peeta | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | SuSu | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuuz | 2 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | KenttäLapio | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | TeppoG | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeppoG | +3.03 | 68 | 45 |
| #2 | julle | +2.75 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Peeta | +2.61 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Miuku | +2.56 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | Rikuuz | +2.56 | 54 | 66 |





