








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2283 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1881 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1729 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1544 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $228,713 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haba | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Ohlgren | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Raanlunri | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Neekerin Perse | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | JoneS ඞ | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haba | 148 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ohlgren | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Neekerin Perse | 54 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Raanlunri | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | leinaD | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keTzu | +5.33 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | ^_^sammaL | +1.61 | 90 | 68 |
| #3 | n1koooe | +0.43 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | JoneS ඞ | +0.26 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Ohlgren | -0.09 | 71 | 51 |





