








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4258 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3860 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3331 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3486 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,509 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaer | 43 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | ScrupulousSam | 29 | 0.0168 |
| #3 | BJ Matt | 19 | 0.0225 |
| #4 | bootsnack | 18 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Cid | 11 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaer | 350 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Cid | 152 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | bootsnack | 135 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ScrupulousSam | 111 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mick | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3VN | +3.28 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | BJ Matt | +0.65 | 56 | 38 |
| #3 | jaer | +0.51 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | PerniciousSam | -0.25 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Cid | -1.35 | 49 | 50 |





