








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3184 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1835 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1743 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,902 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | mäxi | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Kana | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | KnobGobbler | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | Sankarikari | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnobGobbler | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Kana | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | mäxi | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnobGobbler | 363 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kana | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | mäxi | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | 69 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sankarikari | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäxi | +2.74 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Racoon | +1.90 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | KnobGobbler | -0.38 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Kana | -0.61 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | -2.80 | 49 | 41 |





