








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2962 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3851 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2508 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2387 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,376,342 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kana | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | mäxi | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | Racoon | 45% | 110 |
| #4 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | 45% | 204 |
| #5 | Möksy | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racoon | 362 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | ÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNGÜNG | 312 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | mäxi | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sankarikari | 148 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kana | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racoon | +3.82 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | mäxi | +3.58 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | KnobGobbler | +1.58 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | Kana | +1.41 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | arttuj | +1.03 | 27 | 48 |





