








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2995 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4724 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2874 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,880,648 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShittyBoyz | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | REGGIE | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | nop | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | kr0nii | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | Justadot | 57% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3AR | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | kr0nii | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | REGGIE | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | aLan | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | nop | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLan | 476 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | REGGIE | 204 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Justadot | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Goth Catgirl | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | ShittyBoyz | 140 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REGGIE | +4.19 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | ShittyBoyz | +1.64 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Goth Catgirl | +1.08 | 48 | 82 |
| #4 | aLan | +0.73 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | kr0nii | +0.54 | 83 | 60 |





