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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 242 | 17% |
| Smokes | 138 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 549 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,416 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLan | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | BrOkY Jr. | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | Justadot | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | macann | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | B3AR | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BrOkY Jr. | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | Justadot | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | macann | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | B3AR | 38% | 8 |
| #6 | Walk em down frank | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrOkY Jr. | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Walk em down frank | 6 | 0.0504 |
| #3 | macann | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | aLan | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | B3AR | 2 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLan | 144 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | BrOkY Jr. | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | macann | 22 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Justadot | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Walk em down frank | 14 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLan | +4.23 | 57 | 61 |
| #2 | BrOkY Jr. | +3.33 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | macann | +1.81 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | nop | +0.46 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | Justadot | -0.97 | 46 | 68 |





