








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2159 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2216 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1477 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2235 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,310 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingLarry | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Cryfix | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | plankt0n | 46% | 143 |
| #4 | Demmi | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | LeBron James | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingLarry | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Cryfix | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | plankt0n | 46% | 143 |
| #4 | Demmi | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | LeBron James | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plankt0n | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Cryfix | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | LeBron James | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | KingLarry | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plankt0n | 494 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Demmi | 212 | 0.40 | 8 min |
| #3 | KingLarry | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | LeBron James | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cryfix | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patriq66 | +2.01 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | KingLarry | +1.95 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | Demmi | +1.47 | 67 | 82 |
| #4 | Cryfix | -0.07 | 69 | 41 |
| #5 | LeBron James | -2.09 | 40 | 59 |





