








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9632 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9186 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7392 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5521 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,383,272 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Abiser | 49% | 91 |
| #11 | aDUDENAMEDKRIS | 47% | 55 |
| #12 | LarrcasM | 45% | 169 |
| #13 | Mjlars | 45% | 67 |
| #14 | Never Lucky | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tp7 | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | linko | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Abiser | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | gDP | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Slade | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | linko | +3.12 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | gDP | +2.14 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | tp7 | +1.57 | 65 | 49 |
| #4 | mst | +0.42 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | Slade | +0.27 | 70 | 61 |





