








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1556 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3230 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4287 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,703,848 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndecisiveOne | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | Devilish | 47% | 216 |
| #3 | Broski | 46% | 381 |
| #4 | hunter hunter | 46% | 443 |
| #5 | Thanesus | 33% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IndecisiveOne | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | Devilish | 47% | 216 |
| #3 | Broski | 46% | 381 |
| #4 | hunter hunter | 46% | 443 |
| #5 | Thanesus | 33% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hunter hunter | 54 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Broski | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Devilish | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | IndecisiveOne | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Thanesus | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devilish | 388 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Broski | 334 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #3 | hunter hunter | 270 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | IndecisiveOne | 186 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Thanesus | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devilish | +2.57 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | hunter hunter | +1.31 | 42 | 47 |
| #3 | Broski | +1.01 | 40 | 56 |
| #4 | IndecisiveOne | -1.24 | 43 | 40 |
| #5 | Mclovin | -2.45 | 10 | 51 |





