








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2163 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2379 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3064 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,872,385 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strawwberries | 58% | 250 |
| #2 | Reckless | 57% | 198 |
| #3 | ratware | 54% | 152 |
| #4 | ⛧removemyflesh⛧ | 53% | 203 |
| #5 | misper | 53% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | kevin | 44% | 144 |
| #9 | aust | 44% | 151 |
| #10 | TwinZ | 42% | 55 |
| #11 | edgy | 40% | 42 |
| #12 | Noname | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m[]tive | +2.84 | 93 | 36 |
| #2 | aust | +1.89 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | Reckless | +1.86 | 82 | 43 |
| #4 | TwinZ | +1.10 | 68 | 72 |
| #5 | tim | +0.37 | 63 | 66 |





