








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4121 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2188 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3384 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3516 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,047 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratware | 55% | 122 |
| #2 | strawwberries | 55% | 163 |
| #3 | Reckless | 53% | 127 |
| #4 | edgy | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | aust | 51% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | m[]tive | 46% | 119 |
| #9 | im not fertile anymore | 46% | 26 |
| #10 | american nights | 46% | 26 |
| #11 | MaBrick | 41% | 44 |
| #12 | man finder | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aust | +3.70 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Reckless | +1.29 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | m[]tive | +1.22 | 90 | 35 |
| #4 | ratware | +0.80 | 81 | 40 |
| #5 | tim | +0.24 | 62 | 63 |





