








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 564 | 24% |
| Smokes | 378 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 784 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 658 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,872 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kulsi~ | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Chillnub | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Rubinstern | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | ✪ Aurora | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | Flopsi | 60% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ Aurora | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | Flopsi | 60% | 63 |
| #6 | xlb | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | munky[G] | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | noisy | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flopsi | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | munky[G] | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | ✪ Aurora | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flopsi | 133 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ Aurora | 54 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | munky[G] | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | xlb | 34 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rubinstern | 23 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kulsi~ | +4.94 | 58 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪ Pingus | +2.12 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ Aurora | +1.52 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Rubinstern | +1.00 | 44 | 71 |
| #5 | noisy | +0.97 | 77 | 66 |





