








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 250 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




219 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14286 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8372 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 10352 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8472 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,303 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | ✪ jL | 52% | 366 |
| #3 | Addict | 51% | 416 |
| #4 | Flopsi | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | ✪ jL | 52% | 366 |
| #3 | Addict | 51% | 416 |
| #4 | Flopsi | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addict | 32 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ✪ jL | 25 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Flopsi | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ryyyder- | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ jL | 1108 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | Addict | 899 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #3 | ryyyder- | 194 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Flopsi | 130 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aurora | +2.55 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | ryyyder- | +1.71 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ jL | +0.91 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Addict | -2.09 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Flopsi | -2.26 | 60 | 62 |





