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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 656 | 37% |
| Smokes | 313 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 536 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,315 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valid | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Pec | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | slayer | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Cluuless | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Dewey Fan | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Tywz_ | 33% | 6 |
| #16 | lostfatboy TRADING | 33% | 9 |
| #17 | kam | 25% | 4 |
| #18 | sLug | 20% | 5 |
| #19 | DQ | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lostfatboy TRADING | 1 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Pec | 1 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | slayer | 1 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Tywz_ | 1 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | DQ | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttv_aerglo66 | 115 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | playstationpizza | 52 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | lostfatboy TRADING | 50 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | ry^_^ | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cluuless | 35 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sw1ft | +5.27 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | sLug | +3.75 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | Cluuless | +3.19 | 85 | 72 |
| #4 | Valid | +2.93 | 47 | 57 |
| #5 | Pec | +2.84 | 52 | 54 |





