








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4033 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2332 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2576 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $223,838 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tywz_ | 33% | 42 |
| #2 | ♡ Gr1ff1n ♡ | 29% | 21 |
| #3 | ttv_aerglo66 | 28% | 57 |
| #4 | FireExcapie | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tywz_ | 33% | 42 |
| #2 | ♡ Gr1ff1n ♡ | 29% | 21 |
| #3 | ttv_aerglo66 | 28% | 57 |
| #4 | FireExcapie | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tywz_ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ♡ Gr1ff1n ♡ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | ttv_aerglo66 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | FireExcapie | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttv_aerglo66 | 304 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Tywz_ | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♡ Gr1ff1n ♡ | 86 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | FireExcapie | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lostfatboy TRADING | +0.11 | 50 | 61 |
| #2 | Tywz_ | -2.19 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | ttv_aerglo66 | -2.24 | 29 | 65 |
| #4 | ♡ Gr1ff1n ♡ | -4.86 | 8 | 46 |
| #5 | FireExcapie | -5.09 | 15 | 27 |





