








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4691 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2560 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1508 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3500 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,492,856 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justhoohaa | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | squidah | 55% | 334 |
| #3 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | katalyyst | 48% | 161 |
| #5 | Swathey | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | katalyyst | 48% | 161 |
| #5 | Swathey | 47% | 79 |
| #6 | Leemerang | 46% | 138 |
| #7 | 130 | 42% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 40 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Leemerang | 31 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | squidah | 30 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | katalyyst | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Swathey | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | squidah | 1638 | 0.23 | 51 min |
| #2 | katalyyst | 437 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | 130 | 408 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 376 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Leemerang | 308 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justhoohaa | +2.72 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Gamer Girl Canceller | +2.08 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | squidah | +2.07 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | Swathey | +0.60 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Leemerang | -0.21 | 79 | 41 |





