








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4029 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2315 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2226 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,503 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justhoohaa | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Sinxysinxy | 55% | 334 |
| #3 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | katalyyst | 52% | 129 |
| #5 | Swathey | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | katalyyst | 52% | 129 |
| #5 | Swathey | 51% | 59 |
| #6 | Leemerang | 47% | 118 |
| #7 | 130 | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinxysinxy | 39 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 37 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | Leemerang | 27 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Swathey | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | katalyyst | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinxysinxy | 1688 | 0.24 | 45 min |
| #2 | katalyyst | 356 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | 130 | 350 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | Gamer Girl Canceller | 337 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Leemerang | 253 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justhoohaa | +3.01 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | squidah | +2.09 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Gamer Girl Canceller | +2.00 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Swathey | +0.24 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Leemerang | -0.33 | 77 | 42 |





