








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3287 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2327 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1604 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2420 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,248 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SomethingWithDogs | 43% | 28 |
| #9 | fehlercode03 | 40% | 121 |
| #10 | KxssMyBanana | 39% | 69 |
| #11 | f-zz | 38% | 63 |
| #12 | KA | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 16 | 0.0246 |
| #2 | ImBackBitche$$ | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | KA | 11 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | fehlercode03 | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 9 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLRW | 285 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | fehlercode03 | 236 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | ImBackBitche$$ | 155 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | KA | 153 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | +4.35 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | DLRW | +1.32 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | SomethingWithDogs | +1.25 | 21 | 45 |
| #4 | fehlercode03 | +0.97 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | idk i dont like you | +0.68 | 64 | 52 |





