








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1793 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1378 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 704 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1739 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,772 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepega | 77% | 44 |
| #2 | Pewster | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | Panda™ | 73% | 41 |
| #4 | 『 Shiro』 | 73% | 22 |
| #5 | sharpshootr | 72% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mega | 69% | 13 |
| #9 | voltzy | 67% | 12 |
| #10 | barry | 66% | 95 |
| #11 | KWXJ | 61% | 18 |
| #12 | xking | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharpshootr | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | barry | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | pepega | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | wiz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | voltzy | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 481 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | sharpshootr | 305 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | wiz | 266 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Panda™ | 190 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | pepega | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pepega | +2.34 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | wiz | +2.13 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | Pewster | +2.07 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | aegis ♿ | +1.62 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | barry | +1.54 | 82 | 74 |





