








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 884 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2155 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3059 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1923 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2487 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,658,000 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ando | 70% | 69 |
| #2 | Robin | 62% | 123 |
| #3 | Just11n | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | PinguinT | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | 𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖘 | 54% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | sh1rq | 51% | 43 |
| #9 | EroTec.™ | 51% | 79 |
| #10 | TelNairS | 49% | 35 |
| #11 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 48% | 66 |
| #12 | Piss | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | 𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖘 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Just11n | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | sh1rq | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just11n | 384 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | EroTec.™ | 352 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Robin | 339 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 227 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | sh1rq | 140 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | +1.81 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Robin | +1.17 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | SidneyS | +1.13 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | 𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖘 | +0.89 | 77 | 44 |
| #5 | CINO ♥♥ | +0.67 | 50 | 71 |





