








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,121 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2661 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2465 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1503 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2052 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,454 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cKoL# | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | β₯οΈFilipβ₯ | 58% | 127 |
| #3 | steve777 | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Rebel friend | 54% | 87 |
| #5 | MartinS | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cKoL# | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | β₯οΈFilipβ₯ | 58% | 127 |
| #3 | steve777 | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Rebel friend | 54% | 87 |
| #5 | MartinS | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | β₯οΈFilipβ₯ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | steve777 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β₯οΈFilipβ₯ | 520 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | MartinS | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rebel friend | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | steve777 | 118 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | cKoL# | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΊππ | +1.00 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Rebel friend | +0.96 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | cKoL# | +0.58 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | steve777 | +0.51 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | MartinS | +0.01 | 76 | 50 |





