








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8531 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7316 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7056 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6967 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,608 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꜱᴡᴏᴏꜱʜ | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 58% | 127 |
| #3 | M@ | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | steve777 | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | MartinS | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 58% | 127 |
| #3 | M@ | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | steve777 | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | MartinS | 53% | 47 |
| #6 | Rebel friend | 51% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | 35 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | steve777 | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | M@ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | 568 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 389 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | steve777 | 289 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | MartinS | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | ꜱᴡᴏᴏꜱʜ | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MartinS | +1.44 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | Rebel friend | +1.05 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | +0.92 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | ♥︎Filip♥ | -0.16 | 63 | 77 |
| #5 | steve777 | -0.50 | 70 | 68 |





