








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2291 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3904 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3020 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4421 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,254 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuben | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | M@ | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Geward | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | steve777 | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 54% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Geward | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | steve777 | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 54% | 87 |
| #6 | MartinS | 54% | 54 |
| #7 | ♥︎Filip♥ | 51% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥︎Filip♥ | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | steve777 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | M@ | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Geward | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥︎Filip♥ | 1354 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #2 | steve777 | 348 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | 267 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nuben | 233 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | MartinS | 232 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuben | +1.80 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | MartinS | +1.69 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | Rebel friend | +1.09 | 81 | 51 |
| #4 | 𝕺𝖓𝖎 | +0.28 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | ♥︎Filip♥ | -0.55 | 59 | 77 |





