








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2701 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2007 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1505 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1645 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,024 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyycho.gov | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | n0s0 | 51% | 292 |
| #3 | Entoloma | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyycho.gov | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | n0s0 | 51% | 292 |
| #3 | Entoloma | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | 80 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Entoloma | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | tyycho.gov | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | 1774 | 0.31 | 46 min |
| #2 | tyycho.gov | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Entoloma | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyycho.gov | +2.58 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | n0s0 | +2.37 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | Lucian | -0.10 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | Entoloma | -0.21 | 37 | 31 |





