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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 588 | 8% |
| Smokes | 4190 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 1845 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,763,803 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | RealLankan | 48% | 139 |
| #3 | Lucian | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | Chudburger | 44% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | RealLankan | 48% | 139 |
| #3 | Lucian | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | Chudburger | 44% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RealLankan | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | n0s0 | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Lucian | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Chudburger | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RealLankan | 229 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | n0s0 | 229 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lucian | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Chudburger | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | +2.78 | 58 | 63 |
| #2 | Entoloma | +0.44 | 44 | 32 |
| #3 | Lucian | -0.20 | 61 | 37 |
| #4 | RealLankan | -0.28 | 27 | 45 |
| #5 | Chudburger | -0.73 | 48 | 41 |





