








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8312 | 53% |
| Smokes | 3138 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2680 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1473 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,055 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilbo | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Entoloma | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Lucian | 51% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilbo | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Entoloma | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Lucian | 51% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucian | 30 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Entoloma | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucian | 390 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Entoloma | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | kilbo | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0s0 | +2.39 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | kilbo | +1.75 | 84 | 38 |
| #3 | Entoloma | -0.67 | 36 | 27 |
| #4 | Lucian | -0.87 | 62 | 37 |





