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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2730 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1252 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 562 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1835 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,339 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ron Jennings | 64% | 190 |
| #6 | weakbox ★ | 64% | 233 |
| #7 | Doty™ | 62% | 26 |
| #8 | terry | 60% | 20 |
| #9 | TBone | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weakbox ★ | 851 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ron Jennings | 624 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | 1mer | 117 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | NTS | 99 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | DTruxy | 72 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ron Jennings | +4.69 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | NTS | +4.16 | 91 | 73 |
| #3 | DTruxy | +3.27 | 90 | 53 |
| #4 | Nocturne | +2.81 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | 1mer | +1.47 | 93 | 64 |





