








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 562 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2750 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3187 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,501,035 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 840 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeFlexi | 55% | 165 |
| #2 | Meijstro | 48% | 389 |
| #3 | iThrowPower | 47% | 269 |
| #4 | Mon-Ki | 46% | 263 |
| #5 | Agger | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mon-Ki | 46% | 263 |
| #5 | Agger | 45% | 44 |
| #6 | snuffelaar | 44% | 234 |
| #7 | DMT101 | 42% | 272 |
| #8 | Gorrlock Prime | 40% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meijstro | 17 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | DMT101 | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | snuffelaar | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | DeFlexi | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Gorrlock Prime | 9 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snuffelaar | 447 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | DMT101 | 425 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | Gorrlock Prime | 280 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Meijstro | 264 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #5 | DeFlexi | 256 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iThrowPower | +3.37 | 86 | 39 |
| #2 | DeFlexi | +1.39 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | snuffelaar | +1.34 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Meijstro | +1.21 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | DMT101 | +0.31 | 39 | 69 |





