








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 563 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1955 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2369 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5945 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 2038 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,651,002 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iThrowPower | 53% | 285 |
| #2 | DeFlexi | 50% | 114 |
| #3 | snuffelaar | 49% | 294 |
| #4 | Mon-Ki | 48% | 266 |
| #5 | DMT101 | 48% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | snuffelaar | 49% | 294 |
| #4 | Mon-Ki | 48% | 266 |
| #5 | DMT101 | 48% | 289 |
| #6 | DeMexi | 48% | 389 |
| #7 | Gorrlock Prime | 46% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeMexi | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | snuffelaar | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | DMT101 | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Gorrlock Prime | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Mon-Ki | 7 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snuffelaar | 563 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | DMT101 | 518 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #3 | DeMexi | 312 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #4 | Gorrlock Prime | 263 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | DeFlexi | 198 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iThrowPower | +3.18 | 87 | 36 |
| #2 | DeFlexi | +1.08 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | Meijstro | +0.96 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | snuffelaar | +0.93 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | DMT101 | -0.18 | 36 | 71 |





