








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3536 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5331 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5350 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4129 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,442,001 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iThrowPower | 50% | 232 |
| #2 | snuffelaar | 48% | 227 |
| #3 | DeFlexi | 48% | 95 |
| #4 | Meijstro | 48% | 289 |
| #5 | Gorrlock Prime | 46% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Meijstro | 48% | 289 |
| #5 | Gorrlock Prime | 46% | 152 |
| #6 | Mon-Ki | 45% | 170 |
| #7 | Agger | 44% | 41 |
| #8 | DeMexi | 42% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meijstro | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | snuffelaar | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | DeMexi | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Mon-Ki | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Gorrlock Prime | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snuffelaar | 443 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | Gorrlock Prime | 279 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | DeMexi | 242 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | Meijstro | 187 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | DeFlexi | 145 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iThrowPower | +3.15 | 86 | 37 |
| #2 | DeFlexi | +1.54 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | Meijstro | +1.17 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | snuffelaar | +1.01 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | DMT101 | -0.12 | 37 | 69 |





